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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡
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