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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮
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