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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Weasley eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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