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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Kirk eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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