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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Picard eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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