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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Izzy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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