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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Gus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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