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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rocky eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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