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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Murphy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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