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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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