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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Misty eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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