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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Millie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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