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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Voldemort eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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