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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Gus eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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