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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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