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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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