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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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