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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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