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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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