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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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