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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Jelly eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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