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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏
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