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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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