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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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