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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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