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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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