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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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