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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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