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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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