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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Akira eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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