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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘
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