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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Piper eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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