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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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