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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rocky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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