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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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