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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dexter eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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