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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛
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