Sorry I'm late today

Add to Slack
Share

Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡
Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.