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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗
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