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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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