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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Misty eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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