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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Gizmo eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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