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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simba eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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