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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Toby eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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