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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Weasley eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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