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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡
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