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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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