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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Hermoine eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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