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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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