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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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